The door in one hand, it creaked
The other hand held a recipe—tweaked
As I strode into the kitchen
Cooking for myself a mission
Spoons and ladles flew
Into bowls and pans very few
The glasses and plates jingle
Adding music to the tingle
As batter, cream and flour
Lay splattered on the floor
I mashed in nuts and spices
Along with huge apple slices
Mixing it all with sugar and milk
Making it look like tiny crystals in silk
In the distance I heard a car horn hoot
I knew I had to find an escape route
Too late! For the moment mom appeared
The fun and frenzy—they disappeared
She said for being careless I had to pay
Utensils had stains that I scrubbed away
And the drain had to be unclogged
Right before the kitchen door was locked!
My days of being a chef were gone
Never was I to cook alone
And neither will I ever talk
Of my mastery with the wok